I didn't care too much for the interviewer bringing up Justin Biebluh so I will now implant myself as the interviewer...
Tink: Hello Rob! We love you!

Rob: How could you love me?!

Rob: You don't even know me...

Tink: We know how sexy your jaw is and we love THAT!
Rob: Oh you mean this jaw?

Rob: *giggle* I couldn't help myself

Rob: Is she breathing?? What did I do to Tink?

Tink: I'm ok...I'm ok...I just wasn't expecting you to jawporn me.
Rob: Weeell...and Vanessa Williams agrees with me here...

Rob: You DID bring it up...I think you WANTED the jawporn...

Rob: In fact...if I just turn a little...

Tink: *starts swooning*
Rob: I'm kidding! Breathe in, breathe out...

Tink: *deep breaths*
Rob: I'll be nice...

Rob : Unless you have a thing for my bottom lip, we can continue this interview with you in one piece.

Tink: ***DED***
LOADS more after the cut. Marinate in his face :) That sounds kinda naughty and kinda gross...




































































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